1) To be sung to the tune of Sherry Baby ;
Sharia,
Sharia baby,
Sharia,
Sharia baby
Sharia,
wont you slip out your burkha tonight.
2) To be sung to the tune of Garry Glitter (Nonce) The Leader of the Gang ;
I’m the leader,
I’m the leader
I’m the leader of the gang I am
I can make you,
Do as I like,
Every single night,
I just shout Islamphobe
You will cross the road,
And hide out of sight,
Cause I’m the leader
I’m the leader
Of Hiz Butt Tahrir,
And now we rule here !
3) To be sung to the tune of the Shan-ri-Las The Leader of the Pack ;
Is he really going to blow himself up ?
Well, there he is. Let's ask him.
Osama, is that a suicide vest you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great hiding with him
Is he picking you up after the bombing today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?
I met him at an Afghan terrorist camp
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the pack)
My folks were always putting him down (down, down)
They said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was mad
That's why I fell for (the leader of the pack)
One day my dad said, "Find someone new"
I had to tell my Osama we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of the pack)
[Spoken:]
He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he rode away on that rainy night
I begged him to ride his camel slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know
Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!
I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In the street they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
[Fade]
One of Obama's favourite I do believe...
ReplyDeleteDave Clark Five - Catch Us If You Can - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRQCN5x1-NI
Here they come again, mmmm-mm-mm
Catch us if you can, mmmm-mm-mm
Time to get a move on, mmmm-mm-mm
We will yell with all of our might
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Now we gotta run, mmmm-mm-mm
No more time for fun, mmmm-mm-mm
When we're gettin' angry, mmmm-mm-mm
We will yell with all of our might
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
[Harmonica]
Here they come again, mmmm-mm-mm
Catch us if you can, mmmm-mm-mm
Time to get a move on, mmmm-mm-mm
We will yell with all of our might
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Catch us if you can
Oops, I meant Osama ... a Freudian slip.
ReplyDeleteTo Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody -
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Allah is not fantasy
I’m planting a landmine
to get my virgins, you see.
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Allah the Almighty - a god of real mercy
For him I’m ready to bomb, ready to blow
A little high, little low,
Anyway the blast goes
doesn’t really matter to me,
To me
Allah, I just killed a man,
Put a knife across his neck,
Slashed his throat, now he’s dead,
Allah, his life had just begun,
But now I’ve gone and bled it all away
Allah, ooo ooo ooo oo,
I wanted him to die
Will I be in Paradise with you tomorrow
or carry on, carry on, until I kill more kaffirs
Mohammed, my time has come,
The virgins will be mine
I`ll be humping all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I’ve got to go
Gonna leave you all behind to face the truth
Allah ooo ooo ooo oo- (any way the blast goes)
I really want to die,
The godless wish I’d never been born at all
I`ll smoke a little cigaretto if I can
Ba ba boom ba ba boom I`ve just done the bang bango
Thunderflash and fighting
they`re very very frightened-of me
Allah hey ho Allah hey ho,
Allah hey ho and big Mo-
Here we go
I just want jihad and kaffirs don`t love me
I`m a proud Moslem who kills indiscriminately
Should I carry on with this monstrosity
Easy bomb easy blow - will you let me go
Oh my Allah! Yes- will you let me go-let me go-
Oh my Allah! will you let me go- let me go
Oh my Allah! will you let me go-let me go
Will you let me go-let me go
Will you let me go- let me go let me go
No,no,no,no,
Allah akhbar Allah akhbar, Allah akhbar let me go-
Mohammed has some virgins set aside for me, for me, for me,
Kaffirs think they can find me and hang me to dry
I know you love me and know you will allow me to die
Or maybe- they can`t do this to me, maybe
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
One thing only matters,
Anyone can see,
One thing only matters, one thing only matters , one thing only matters – to me.
Any way the blast goes....
Regards
Lickyalips
Did you write these lee? Superb old chap...
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