The head of the BBC, Julian Chinwobble has just said ' The Question Time audience was not just the largest audience in Question Time history but at 8 million it represented more than the entire BBC audience for all our other channels.
Therefore we have booked Nick for Strictly Dancing On ice.
He has said it was a few years ago when he last ice skated, but that he still has his old set of ice skates and is willing to give it a good go'.
Nicks agent has also revealed that Nick is also going to go on X Factor - The Final and will sing ' SILVER MACHINE ' by Hawkwind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tDgzBd2hD4
Simon Cowell has said ' Well he has got to be a better singer than most of the deluded fuckwits we get on Opportunity Knocks, .... sorry X Factor. '
To boost the flagging viewing figures of Eastenders, the BBC have announced that Nick Griffin is to become the new landlord of the Queen Vic, and Richard Barnbrook will be making a cameo appearance as a Cockney barrow boy.
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ReplyDeleteHe has bought a long hair wig for the X-Factor.
After the incredible ratings success for The Nick Griffin Question Time, the BBC have just announced that Nick Griffin is to go in the next episode of Strictly Come Dancing On Ice.
ReplyDeleteHaven't you heard, he's subsequently been dropped for fear that the ice couldn't take his weight.