Image - Harriet Harman, " I have a penis, you can have one too if you vote New Labour "
Harriet Harman has given a speech at the Labour conference promising that if New Labour are elected into power again, every woman in Britain will be given a penis and allowed to piss standing up.
Mz. Harman said to the congress, " Comrades, New Labour is not just about politics, we are here to create a truly equal society. Sisters how many times have you had to queue for the toilet whilst the men can just pee standing up in the street ? This disgusting sexism has to end. Therefore I have proposed to Gordon Brown that if we are re-elected every woman in Britain will be given a New Labour penis. This wont be some small, shrivelled David Cameron prawn sized dick, oh no, this New Labour penis will be the size of an elephants wang.
CROWD APPLAUDS
Sisters, no more will you have to queue for the loo, now you can stand in the street and go at it like the big boys !
CROWD APPLAUDS
PETER MANDELSON IS SEEN CHEERING WILDLY AND DANCING IN THE AISLES WITH RONALDO HIS BOYFRIEND.
Comrades, the dictatorship of the dick is almost over. Today New Labour has created a whole new agenda for equality. Alongside our plans to paint everyone green with indelible paint in order to combat racism, as part of our Green Agenda, we will also be banning the speaking of English in schools, as promised by Ed Balls, and all pupils will be taught to use green hand puppets instead of speaking English. This language imperialism has to end.
CROWD CHEERS.
Sisters, for a long time I have been the one with the cock in my household. NOW YOU CAN BE TOO !
CROWD CHEERS
Comrades, under our great leader everyone will have their own trouser snake. Vote New Labour and see true equality brought to Britain.
THE CROWD GOES WILD.
Still fully charged in anti-BNP fanatical zeal Labour ministers have extended their campaign against racism wherever it "rears its ugly head" frothed Alan Johnson. Harriett Harman launched into a scathing attack on the red squirrel which is "far from cute and cuddly" but was she said "that most racist of mammals". Ed Balls in a particularly vitriolic rant stated that the red squirrels failure to integrate with the grey squirrel was evidence enough that the indigenous red squirrel is "the worst example of intolerance and disgusting bigotry in the animal kingdom". A motion was passed unanimously at the conference that Labour will draft a law to ban red squirrels from gathering with each other and where they do their habitat will be flooded with grey squirrels, and moreover any naturalist that describes the red squirrel as "indigenous" will face an on the £150 spot fine and be placed on the new "racist offenders register".
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard i spat coffee all over my monitor. Thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteCall me Naive ??, nothing would surprise me these days of what these commie scum are capable of, did the horrid pervert really say this ??
ReplyDeleteYour'e on your own there Harman...
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