I have been sent an advance copy of the latest BNP fund raising e mail to go out tomorrow to all the mugs, sorry members.
Here it is straight from the Belfast Bunker ;
Dear BNP members,
Today our valiant chairman single handedley entered the EHRC dragons lair and in just his underpants and with a pencil, slew the dangerous dragon with its big gnashy teeth and nasty spiky claws.
But we need your money so please donate it to us right now.
Just as our ancestors once waded knee deep through blood and mud on the Somme under fire from nerve gas and bursting bombs our glorious and dear leader faced down a similar danger that could have killed him or left him maimed and wounded, in the court hearing with a couple of solicitors and a barrister.
But we need your money so give it to us now.
If one of those barristers had thrown a pen at our dear leader he may have got a nasty cut from the nib and an infection could have claimed his life !
Thank god he survived this terrible onslaught by the enemies of all life on the planet, the allies of the daleks and the same people that once invented smallpox and mosquitos.
But our glorious leader survived and conquered !
But we need you money to fight back right now !
After deliberately walking into court late to show his defiance to the court and judge, an act that alone deserves Nick Griffin being given an Victoria Cross for bravery, he stood alone in the court with just a bundle of documents.
How brave he is !
BNP supporters were heard to cheer all across London, and a policeman on duty wept at how brave Nick Griffin is !
But we need more money right now.
This is why I ask you to sell a kidney, to pimp out your wife, to sell your granny to Islamic slave traders, to kill your cat and stuff it and then sell it on E Bay as a tea cosy - DO ANYTHING - DO IT NOW - ROB A BANK - WE NEED YOUR MONEY !
Nick Griffin cannot win this fight without you giving us all your money.
You must give it to us right now or Nick Griffin will die !
Only by giving us all your cash can we keep Nick Griffin alive !
Today will go down in history as on a par with the victory in WW1, the defeat of the Nazis in WW2, the victory of the Falklands and the GLORIOUS victory of Will Young on Pop Idol !
Give us all your pension money.
Sell your house and live in a tent.
If you dont you are a TRAITOR !
NICK GRIFFIN IS A GOD !
If you do not give us all your money, you will not go to BNP heaven !
You must obey us !
Give us all your money.
The next court case if we win it means the whole universe can be saved.
That is why you must give us all your money right now.
Please make cheques payable to Jim Dowsons Villa, Spain or Corporate Advice Specialist Headquarters or CASH.
Thanks a lot,
Jimmy and Nicky.