Tony Soprano to be Boris Johnsons New Deputy Mayor

NEWSFLASH.

Boris Johnson has just announced that New York businessman Anthony Soprano will be his new Deputy Mayor of London.

Boris has said, " Tony is a real peoples person. After my last two appointments as London Deputy Mayor were revealed to be as bent as a ten quid rolex, I have decided to recruit someone whose integrity is beyond doubt. People are beginning to question my judgement, they say, 'For fucks sake Boris cant you find anyone in the Tory Party who isnt bent to do the job' and I reply, NO.

Finding someone who isnt bent in the Tory Party is like trying to find someone who isnt on the sex offenders register in the Lib Dems. But dont tell Dave I said that ... snigger, snigger. Anyway, Tony will be my new deputy mayor and I have great faith in him. Tony would you like to say a few words.. ".

Mr. Soprano grabbed hold of the microphone and said, " This is the only fucking warning you will get. Any of you idiot media monkeys say anything bad about Boris or call him a clown who couldnt run to the toilet without shitting his pants let alone run London whilst I am deputy mayor will find themselves in a concrete block propping up the Tongan wrestlers accomodation block at the London Olympics site ".

Boris Johnson - Fat, Over Priveliged Idiot

So Boris thinks we should all fast for one day to make us understand how Muslims feel during Ramadam.

Boris being the rich mug he is is probably unaware that in London every day mainly White old people are dying of malnourishment.

Boris being the fathead he is, isnt aware that 50 % of old people admitted into hospital are admitted suffering from malnutrition and that 50 % of old people in care homes are also suffering from malnutrition.

Perhaps Boris should get out his gilded cage of an ivory tower instead of arse kissing the pet minority groups of the liberal elite.

We know you want their votes Boris, just stop being such an arse licking litte crawler you fat twat and think about our people for a change.

Then again Boris likes to bang on about his Turkish Muslim ancestors, so he probably is thinking of his own people isnt he.