Sunday, 21 February 2010
EXCLUSIVE - Photo of NUJ anti-BNP meeting revealed
The exclusive image above has been sent us from inside the National Union of Journalists anti-BNP conference.
The image shows NUJ union members of the NUJ ' Anti-BNP Psychic Warfare Unit ' practicing their telekinetic powers on an asylum seeking goat from Afghanistan fleeing an arranged marriage to one of the Taliban.
The goat, whose real name is Osama, was called by the NUJ Anti-BNP Psychic Warfare Unit 'BNP Bastard'.
After hours of mental effort on behalf of the NUJ team, the goat was able to hypnotise the entire NUJ Psychic Warfare Unit and then escape the building.
The NUJ Anti-BNP Psychic Warfare team were last seen grazing in a field near Loughton in Essex having been hypnotised by the goat into thinking that they were in fact goats and the goat was a human being.
The goat has now been appointed the chief officer of the NUJ union and will shortly be writing a book on his experiences at the hands of the now defunct NUJ Anti-BNP Psychic Warfare Team and revealing the years of sexual abuse and torture he suffered at their hands.