Everyone knew it was you know who who was banging that Welsh bird weeks ago.
You hardly needed to be Sherlock Holmes to uncover that crime.
The right of the rich to buy privacy, and for the poor to be silenced, is not a law that should ever be tolerated in a free, fair and equal society.
You insert your penis into something or someone you know you should not be inserting your penis into - then do not expect the law to protect you from ridicule and exposure if that is discovered.
Keep it in your pants in the first place and save yourself a load of money, hassle and inconvenience.