Friday, 13 August 2010
I have to announce some tragic news.
I have had reports this evening of the demise of the greatest propagandist this side of The Third Reich, Paul Morris AKA The Green Arrow.
With the Fuhrer Bunker in Belfast mired in despondency as the Fraud Squad approach to within just yards of Griffins gold encrusted throne, it appears that many of Griffins most trusted junior officers are now choosing suicide instead of surrendering to common sense.
I have been sent the above photograph from a correspondent at the scene outside the Belfast Fuhrer Bunker.
Apparently an hour or so, the front door burst open and out ran Paul Morris in just pair of white Y-Front underpants, wearing a Nazi helmet made out tin foil and waving an unmbrella.
He was heard to shout " I will show the bloody members just how much I love Der Fuhrer by running all the way to London and killing the schwinehunten pig dog Barnbrook ".
As he stepped out into the road he was immediately struck by a council road marking lorry.
Unfortunately the driver did not notice Morris due to his diminutive stature, as he is just under three feet tall.
The Green Arrow blog will continue though in honour of their fallen Propaganda Minister, though it will be renamed 'Roadkill or Martyr' as a sign of respect for his valiant actions in seeking to secure for history the name of Nick Griffin.