Here are some poems from a collection I am writing, let me know if you like them ;
I cannot Sleep Tonight.
I cannot sleep tonight,
My mind is restless, meandering,
The lost paths of the past,
As a fox in the forest, it roams,
Seeking a den of dreams,
In midnights brush of black,
Wandering memories way,
Sniffing amidst the humus,
Of moments shed in time,
That reek of secrets, long secreted,
Into autumn folds of forgetting.
Suddenly a hare breaks cover,
From a tangled thicket of thought,
White as fresh winter snow,
Bewitching me with her beauty,
Symbolically, she sprints,
Her shadow finding its form,
And fox follows in swift pursuit,
His hot, hungry breath upon her neck,
Seeks reunion with her flesh,
And so the chase begins,
For as it must, fox must be fed.
She leaps and jinks a leading line,
Leading dull fox a merry dance,
Until balled up paws, clagged with clay,
Betray her with a sudden stumble,
And with a snap of jaw it is over,
The chase comes to its end,
And hare surrenders her soul,
With a bright blush of blood,
That cools and clots upon the page,
As fox gnaws upon the bones,
Devouring her sleek pelt, a perfect poem.
Gaza.
I watched as F16 jet fighters flew over Gaza,
Bombing city streets at friday prayer,
Thousands were on their knees, each defiant,
Not a single one raised a head, nor an eye,
To watch them as they streaked across the sky,
Whilst from nearby streets rockets were firing,
As she resistance threw stones at tanks,
For that is faith in all its fatal beauty.
But to not unleash those bombs,
Upon the enemy on their knees below,
To resist the temptation to kill,
To pour down fire upon the heads,
Until not one remains to breath,
That is the duty owed to ones nation,
In all its well disciplined glory.
For if the situation were reversed,
Would those oppressed so defer,
From pulling at the killing trigger,
And wiping from the face of the earth,
The eternal enemy of the Zionist entity ?
No, and no again, a thousand years or more,
As the hand of history so records,
Writ with a bloody pen upon those sands,
For all to see and for all to ignore.
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hey Lee, your talents are wasted. That was a brilliant article . Hope you dont surrender to the charms and wealth of life as a Fleet street journo and toe the required line!
What a thoroughly enjoyable piece of writing! Well argued, delightful prose etc. Wish I could show it to my students.
More Brookers -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1184180/Teenager-raped-foster-parents-2-year-old-son-sex-abuse-past-kept-secret-protect-human-rights.html
Yoomin rites for paedophiles.
Charlie Brooker = Twat!
You're a thick cunt, aren't you?
You spelt Bryl Creme wrong.
I thought Brooker's piece was eloquent and restrained. Anyway, he's linked to your blog on Twitter so expect a massive spike in hits and, probably, negative comments.
Odd to conflate the 'white working class' with the BNP though. Every white working class person I know derides the BNP and their 'send back the blacks' policy (Section 1, para 2(b) of their Constitution). Of course I'm probably biased, as several those of my family and friends who aren't white working class are black, Asian or of mixed race and would be first on the boat if the BNP got in.
Errm, this piece if writing is based on massive assumptions about the ignorance of a headteacher in the 1970's whom you never knew, based on one anecdote told by someone else. A heroically misdirected effort if I ever saw one. If you're going to attack someone, try and do it with some substance rather than picking at tiny crumbs.
Haha I love how you racists are so stupid you cant see how damaging to your cause pretty much everything you write is!
Anyone with even a modicum of intelligence reads articles like this and laughs at you!
Hahahahahaha
I found out about this article through Charlies twitter feed. Some of the drivel spewed forth on to the screen has me cringing for you. Get a life mate. You obviously don't see racism as a bad thing and that makes me pity you.
The above comments are a joke.
"All comments must be approved by the blog author."
Woops
You appear to be deranged. Your blog is bad and barely literate.
I'm white and British and I would really rather you didn't attempt to associate your sad self with me and the rest of this country.
Also, you should go to night school or something and learn English, the language of this country. I before E except after C. You pretentious, posturing, thick, racist.
Wow, what a badly-written, rambling piece of garbage. Although I doubt this will make it onto your page since you have to approve the comments that you want on your page
jesus - doubt you'll actually have the balls to let this be posted on your comments section, but you are one epic twat.
Least you gave Charlie Brooker something good to laugh at (and share, so we could all laugh at it with him)
grow up and learn to write mate, you ain't making much sense.
So you went to a school that not only neglected to teach you why racism was wrong but also neglected to teach you how to spell?
You're totally and completely insane...
Hey there. I was just wondering if you have a source for your statement that white children are the primary victims of racial bullying in schools? It wasn't the case at my school, but I'd love to see if it is genuinely the case elsewhere.
If you would be so kind, would you e-mail it to reid_san at hotmail dot com? I'm not a frequenter of blogspot so I might forget about it here.
"a symptom of the systematic abuse of our children."
*SNORT*
"White dragon of Albion"
*SNORRRRRT!*
I'm sure the Chinese are quivering in the boots at the very thought of you and your mighty mouse!
Cunt.
Hear hear. Now if only /all/ spoof blogs were as well put together as this one. The Onion, Daily Mash and friends could learn a lot from you. Well done.
publish this comment, i dare you, you jumped up racist cunt.
you are a fucking tool. white kids are the subject of racial persecution? oh my god you complete and utter twat.
it takes a special kind of brain dead bigotry to actually believe the overwhelming majority are a persecuted minority. what you see as racial persecution is is racist fuck wits like you being rightly marginalised by a tolerant majority who can see your hatred, stupidity and lies over race and immigration as the bullshit it is.
You should check your spelling before you post.
This might be the most stupid thing i've ever read in my life. You are a fucking bigot, fuck off.
Hey Lee, your talents are wasted, you'd be better off sucking tramps for pennies than trying to write. That articles was a load of shit, you can’t spell and your grammar is appalling. At Least Brooker actually went to school.
World War Two and, indeed, the primary reason for A. Hitler's ire was due to an intolerance of those of a Jewish persuasion.
This, in turn, led to Hitler's promotion of a "master race". But wait, Germany wasn't big enough for this. I know, we'll occupy Austria, Hungary and Poland and put our people there (Lebensraum).
So, in conclusion, World War II was indeed caused almost directly by intolerance.
Damn dude, you are one ignorant blinkered mofo.
What a thoroughly hateful and grammatically incorrect rant. What we've come to expect from the unintelligent offerings of the BNP I suppose.
Well done you. A supposedly savage attack on a guy all based on a single photograph. Well done, very clever opinion piece that.
Never mind the fact of course that Charlie Brooker has his own TV series, so we've like seen and heard him in the flesh and well, he's not really much of an Elvis impersonator really, about as rockabilly as David Cameron. Plus you are attacking a guy who has attacked do-good liberal tree huggers just as much as much as he loathes right-wing tossers like yourself. THing is he bases his arguments on something more substantial than a picture.
Brooker's writing would eat your's for breakfast you sad little man. Like setting a pretty vicious house cat up against, I dunno, a white dragon maybe. Put those claws away and stop miaowing before Brooker makes you a focal piece of his rather more brilliant Guardian column and you end up being laughed at by a lot more people than read this sorry excuse for a site.
I agree with you on the bit about fat kids and ginger kids etc. - bullying them for their appearance is just as bad as bullying someone for being black and it's sad that most people can't see that.
However, I was hoping for a deconstruction of Brooker's article along with your counter-arguments. Unfortunately you seemed to forget about this for the most part, and instead just slagged him off based on what he looks like.
Irony?
Hello Lee
What an odd, angry, bitter and confused chap you are.
I hope you sort your problems out, and that the above bile doesn't spill into the lives of your family and friends too much.
all the best you fucking idiot.
The anonymous comments are a real treat.
"delightful prose" - these words are really used to describe a blog post that includes the memorable line "Charlie is what is usually referred too as a sanctimonious twat.".
If there is less delightful prose anywhere in the entire canon of human creation, I've yet to read it.
What a idiot.
What a fucking idiot.
You that is, not Brooker.
Haha you mate are the most hilarious writer on the web.
Charlie Brooker absolutely loves your little article so much so he's tweeted it to his many followers.
You are hilarious!
"In schools today white kids are the primary victims of racial bullying, but old charlie doesnt give a fuck about them."
Brilliant stuff! You must be a caricature, you can't seriously be real?!
And he's a million times the writer you are, you pathetic piece of nationalist shit.
This amused me. Charlie Brooker is hilarious and a satirical genius. You, on the other hand, are just a bit a fool. Sorry, but everything you said is kinda bollocks.
I also like the fact it says 'Comment moderation has been enabled. All comments must be approved by the blog author.' You do an excellent job of holding up that great British trait of free speech.
Weak argument. You obviously haven't read much by Charlie Brooker, but he's probably a bit over your head.
Surely, as a defender of liberty, you're all for free speech, no?
Or do you only like free speech as long as someone mentions how whitey never gets a break?
Whats a Hep Cat?
Do you mean hip?
TWAT
You're a cretin. The man just reviews TV for a living, he's not a small minded race crusader. Like you.
Best prose on the internet, you are truly a gift to the world.
Surely Charlie's only point is that the predominant force British cultural identity since the second world war has been the fact that we defeated fascism. And that in turn contributes to the fact that a broadly liberal outlook is a key component of British identity (if there is indeed such a thing as national identity at all).
Whether or not Britain set out to promote equality and freedom now, or ever is essentially moot because as you put it the myth is there. All cultures rely on Mythology to continue national identity and the British Mythology is that we are global champions of civil liberty. Other mythologies based around Britain ruling the world are demonstrably outdated.
Awww. Were you that spotty ginger kid at school? Poor schnookums. I bet that's why those horrid liberals ex of Fleet Street gave a job to that bully Brooker and not to you, eh? Those nasty big boys. I bet most of them are jewish too.
You could probably save yourself a lot of time and effort by just writing "whinge 1", "whinge 2" etc instead of each blog post.
Why did you leave Imagination? I thought you guys were brilliant
Charlie Brooker creeping around the office as Elvis whilst dressed in blue velvet. Cool cats, indeed!
Love that image - shame the rest of the article was keyboard bashing drivel.
Unfortunately for you Charlie Brooker was named columnist of the year by the British Press Association.
You witless, bitter dissembler.
What a ridiculous blog full of lies and half baked thoughts.
You should be embarrassed,
Plank.
Wow, you're a fucking retard. BTW: I've done a bit of research and apparently your ex-girlfriend (a Nigerian lady, black of course) said you have a tiny cock and that's the reason you hate black people.
Just the messenger.
Epic fail. You absolute cunt
Now, now people! Stop picking on poor Lee here. I doubt he can help be a complete fuckwit and doubt further that he has the capabilities to understand the majority of comments made, let alone any of Brooker's work (the cool cat himself).
Is this genuine or some form of satire? I can't decide.
Agree with above. You really don't need to argue with the man, his article is so blatantly misjudged that he has ended up revealing his ugly nature, moral confusion, ignorance and misunderstanding by simply trying to communicate with other people.
Maybe one day this guy will look back at his behaviour and look on it with more compassionate eyes. But maybe that will never happen, maybe he will bring his bitterness and anger to the grave. Either way, the author of this article is a walking tragedy. Racism is hate and having hate in your life doesn't do anyone any favours.
You bell-end.
hey - why dont you invest in a proper website - amateur
wow, you really are a cunt.
You're such a cunt.
(Thought I'd respond to your article with the same level of wit and reason you display.)
Fucking spaz wanker
Epically retarded racist cunt? Yep.
Gosh, I really was going to leave a serious long-winded, long-worded response but the best I could come up with is that you are a bit of a cockhead! And that to be honest, is all I'm going to say!
Can't get over how much of a complete and utter wanker you are. Had to LOL at the above comment about your ex-girlfriend (if you ever actually had one). SMALL DICK! HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA!
Racist fuckbag.
You absolute cunt.
You really are a mythic ballbag. Always nice to see racism cosying down with some feeble-minded orientalism.
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Congratulations, you've proved to the whole world that you're a bigoted idiot with outdated views of the world.
What makes you think acceptable to hate someone because of the colour of their skin?
You views of an "ideal" all white Britain sicken me to my core and make me want to vomit all my internal organs out.
If the BNP ever make it into power I'm hopping on the first boat/plane/train to somewhere not ruled by a bunch of racist. And if i can't find transportation I'll happily swim.
Oh look, a racist scumbag ineptly defending his shambles of an ideology.
This blog post should be disseminated as widely as possible just to show everyone how deficient in intelligence this 21st Century British Nationalism is.
Sadly you're probably too thick to see what an embarrassment you are.
Think your writing here says far more about you than it ever possibly could about Charlie Brooker. You'd also make more of an impact if you had even half a grasp of decent spelling or how to structure a sentence. And if your views were worth reading of course. Other than that though, well done - excellent stuff.
ha-ha ! The funniest thing about you is that you'll probably never understand quite how much of a moron you are. I mean, you really are monumentally thick, aren't you ? What a cunt !
Oooh, was oo scaried by a bwack man when oo was ickle?
OMG Lee you ve upset all the Guardianistas. They are all so eloquent, how many times are you called a c**t? Anyway it was brilliant article and sums him up very well.
My nephew is seven years old and his hero is David James. If the BNP came to power, they would throw David James out of the country. How do I explain that to my nephew (apart from a simple 'they're probably Southampton fans')?
ha! you should have titled this poor rant that fell from your mouldy heart, 'Dear Deidre'.
you tosser.
Dey took arrrr jerrrbsss!
Nice to see you peddling your pathetic neo-conservative views by targetting liberal media commentators, you spineless, arrogant, racist coward.
It's reassuring that people with your disgusting, sub-human viewpoint waste time ejactulating meaningless bile onto blogspot, instead of more traditional pastimes of 'British Nationalists'. You know: gaybashing, hurling racist abuse at footballers, burning down asian-run shops and masturbating over images of Robert Kilroy-Silk.
Wow .. just .. wow .. i'm sorry, but you must of shit your brains down the crapper somewhere alog the line ..
seriously .. I dare you to read this entire thing out in the middle of a crowded city center. five quid says someone beats the shit out of you for being a rascist dickweed.
Right Wing Cunt!!!
"Rock on Lee baby, rock on."
Ha.
A battle of wits - and you're a half-wit.
EPIC FAIL. (That's a modern expression, you medieval moron)
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Tosser.
Your ideals and your general way of life make me cringe.
If the BNP are so proud of being British, why do they pal around with the German Neo-Nazi youth movement?
The British fought against them in the Second World War for freedom, not for sexually inept retards like you.
You really aren't making much sense, and coming across as a defensive, yet angry child that has just shat itself. Good grief.
Are there many children who are "born spotty"? Your English is quite good. What is your first language?
Hmm. Poorly-written and bigoted views? Coincidence? I think not.
I hope people like you actually get a bigger platform so that people can see how completely irrational these views are based upon; perhaps then people would see how baseless racism and the views of the BNP are.
Twat.
Aw bless, you got bullied for being a fat little shit at school and that's why you hate black people.
I have it on good authority that the blogger is actually of Pakistani origin and this is just a wind-up. Nobody is actually this retarded.
Why are racists always so thick? Spellchecks are really very easy to run you know. You might ask Mummy to show you after you've finished your homework?
You are obviously some kind of moron, I would go into further detail but fear I couldn't express myself monosylabically enough for you to understand, you bigoted prick.
Hey Lee! I feel you are providing an invaluable service to the BNP! The more you express what an idiotic cunts you are, the less followers you’ll gain. Please however stop the poetry, you just can’t do that to the English language.
you just make me laugh, you dumb shit
Please Guardianistas try and be a little bit more erudite and informed in your replies. Lee for all his faults is actually an inspired writer who were it not for the fact that every newspaper has been instructed by those in power and authority to print anti BNP lies would have a regular newspaper column. Anyway the good news guys is that the internet has revolutionised communication in our country and we no longer are believing your lies.
Seeing as though you seem to know so much about history, i thought i'd have a gander at some of your other oh-so-genious posts. Despite every second word being either "TORY" or "TWAT", i did manage to find this little gem of history:
"The Tory Party has killed more indigenous peoples of this world than Hitler and the Nazis."
Seriously? I didn't realise hitler killed indigenous people. I thought he *just* invaded poland, like you said. Funny that.
You spelled 'friends' wrong.
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Here here. Well put.
How old are you Lee, out of interest?
jrea
My god, have you really resorted to childish name calling to defend your views? brooker really got to you yeah? why?
lee you are a sad cunt of the highest order.
you realise that invading poland is intolerant? dickhead.
i like you, you're a thick twat who gives me firm belief in my own liberal ways. your points are self-affirming but you don't realise that.
black kids can't help being black, it's wrong to take the piss out of them, ginger kids can't help being ginger, it's wrong to take the piss out of them... thank you for being a dickhead and making us realise how absolutely amazing it is to not be thick.
yours sincerely
NotADickHead
Jeez and I thought the "left" were somehow intelligent people. Now they are exposed as illiterate foul mouthed morons. I love BritSwedeguys pic, is that what he wears at the office? Scary thought.Keep going Lee youve just poked a Bees nest and they're all swarming.
As appalling as the original writer's views are, the majority of replies on here don't exactly paint us socialists and liberals in the greatest of lights either.
You, you waste of space, are a cunt.
Why don't you fuck off home to Nazi Germany, you BNP bastard?
Shit, you're hilarious. Seriously. Until you get angry. Then you just sound like a dickhead.
Ha, brilliant.
Someone else made the point further down, but the most amazingly satisfying thing about people like you is how stupendously dull minded you are. It is so satisfying to see that the far right/nationalists/racists (call it what you want) are so adept at torpedoing their own cause.
Every article and utterance like this pushes your "cause" a little further from the views of the populace. Sure, Charlie Broker may be a liberal, but his views are still infinitely closer to the views of the majority of people in this country than yours will ever be, as evidenced by the tiny numbers of BNP members nationwide.
You need to recruit new members, and articles like this, just make that less likely than ever. You are a dying breed, your kind peaked in this country with Oswald Moseley, it's all been downhill since then i'm afraid, my mixed race friend, and believe me, you are mixed race, we all are.
Great blog Lee,
Read it regularly, So many scary liberals using naughty words.You really must not remind these twats the reds attacked the Poles along with their nat socialist mates. It wrecks their revisionist view of history and how wonderful the red army was.
Your points about Matrix Churchill the other day were bang on.I thought everyone had forgoten that episode.Keep up the good work.
Bollox to all the guardian sun mail et all wankers.
i've come back to say that i still think your an arsehole.
bye bye you ignorant bigot
What a complete tool...
The hatred in these comments is a little hypocritical, one cant begrudge the man his point of view no matter how detestable. Free speech is for everyone - thats the way it works people.
Lets just imagine what horrible life experiences have led this man to his detestable views. Doesnt even bear thinking about really.
I say lets smother him in a snuggly blanket of liberalist, lefty, pacifist understanding and sympathy.
That ought to really piss him off.
you're an idiot.
you're an idiot.
WOW
you know, your writing is actually quite similar to charlie's... it's got about the same amount of vitriol anyway.
only difference is, he writes better than you. and he's funny and you're not. oh, and he's right and you're wrong. oh well.
seriously, what the fuck? quite apart from anything else, i'm laughing at the fact that you feel that you have the right to tell anyone to "get a life" when the fact that you have a blog full of this shit means that you obviously don't have one yourself. or at least, not a very good one.
ah well, good look to you. you're a cunt :)
I use to like Charlie Brooker not anymore the guys talentless cocaine snorting crying bastard have you ever seen his screenwipe show? does that miserable cunt ever smile?
u mad?
This is a joke, right? Nobody is actually this stupid.
I almost feel patronising in pointing out that the difference between Communism and Socialism really is rather vast.
Also waiting for a riposte to any of the posts I've made on here, amongst the (generally poorly written) vitriol made towards you, I've made a couple of very valid points, both of which have been completely ignored in favour of easy criticism of the majority's replies.
Why won't you engage in an intelligent debate?
I just spent a minute to check you out (in a metrosexual way obviously). It seems you really are a member of the BNP as you link to this "personal" blog from http://landfolkandliberty.blogspot.com/. Thanks for scaring the shit out of me, i was certain this was a joke. The idea of people who cannot spell or even form coherent sentances running a country is so funny my bowel just prolapsed.
Fair play to the above Stephen. You make a very valid point. Why not engage in an honest debate?
Instead you choose to ridicule the people who would rather insult you and your views. The very same thing you're doing in you're response to them.
Terrible blog; juvenile and pathetic.
Better luck next time.
White Dragon makes you sound like a gaypornstar.
Humorous! But only for a moment - glad I don't have to listen to you blather on all day!
Best part was the turd / sea analogy - pure poetry
"just like a turd dropped into the sea ends up being washed on the beach."
Does it really? I'm most interested in the science behind this! Do you shit polystyrene?
You're just a juvenile arsehole that couldn't write something meaningful or clever for shit. The BNP deserve a twatbag like you as a supporter.
I would type something horrible or sneery or sarcastic but it looks like about a million people have already done that.
Probably doesn't matter too much. Just understand that theres probably a lot of people that hate you. Truly hate you. And your strange rant at a journalist doesn't really make sense.
Good luck with your future pointless endeveaours.
One of the worst blogs ever!
If you are going to be a British Nationalist I suggest you learn the language, spelling and grammar of the English Language first!
You knew Charlie would link to this, that is why you chose him. Massive jump in visits...which you will probably use to show people how popular your BNP blog is.
The content of the blog is laughable so its the only reason I can think of.
What a load of rubbish. Keep it coming though. Lets see the BNP exposed for the idiots that they are.
OMG you're so affected! We're you bullied at school for being stupid?
"We who are not Charlie, liberals or immigrants are all a total embarrasment for Charlie as we dont think like him."
Ironied!
Wow. Complete gibberish.
You silly moron.
That was cringeworthy. Do you ever expect that the BNP will actually be voted into power? Even if you promoted yourself to gigantic extents, the 'liberal mafia' would never allow that to happen anyway. Stop deluding yourself and do something more productive with your time instead of spout this rubbish. Also, I am loving the way that you want all comments to be approved. Talk about the liberals not allowing free speech.
You know, I'm a white American who's moved to the UK and for some obnoxious reason, I've met several BNP supporters who seem to think that I, too, am a racist twat. When they complain about immigration I point out that I'm an immigrant. Every single one of them has said "but you're OK". In other words, I'm white.
The BNP are a bunch of racists SOBs and are an embarrassment for Britain.
Honestly, I appreciate the irony that Britain has spent so many years invading other countries and now some British are upset that the favor's being returned -- but with considerably less bloodshed.
So, you where bullied for being fat, ginger and spotty as a kid? I am sorry to hear that.
you complete goon, nothing more to add to the above thoughts
you are quite clearly deranged
The (BNP) British National Party and YOU is so damn THICK. Total morons. Its scary. British people are polite not cunts and thick fascist twats. Please GO back to school, thicko.
I hope the British people won't burn effigy of Nick Griffin and that Simon Darby on the High Streets of Britain everyday.
In schools today white kids are the primary victims of racial bullyingHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? Please stop. Actually, don't. I love watching people making cunts of themselves.
I would suggest that the equation of the USSR with anyone who assaults the BNP is rather pathetic.
Given that I study history and abhorr both the actions of Nazi Germany AND Stalin's USSR, not to mention Communism in general, and yet I still manage to find the BNP to be a totally unattractive and contemptible prospect, given their latent racism and utterly incoherent pastiche of 'Britishness', I'd say the picture is more complex than black and white.
But of course, that's all you care abut.
I really like your article...only joking...you are a dimwit.
Well done Lee, for presenting the best argument for racial integration since the last ill-informed rant by a BNP apologist.
I especially like the poor command of your mother-tongue (Hey, if you can't speak English, you can always leave...) and you're oh-so-totally-unexpected reaction of "OMG! The Guardiansta Tree-hugging Sandal-wearing Meterosexual politically-correct lefty strawmen I invented in my mind (because I can't deal with real people in the real world) are all saying naughty things about poor widdle ol' me!!!"
Bollocks. You picked this fight with Brooker, (You could have at least raised this above the level of a schoolyard rant) and are now you're crying "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed by the naughty left!!", when you have to deal with the consequences.
Fucking pussy. As if the people of Britain would trust such a bunch of spineless cunts like you to run a country.
A giant cock and balls.
Oh my God, calm down everyone- what's going on.
It doesn't matter does it?
It's all just people's words- no-one's getting brainwashed on either side are they?
No-one's going to change any opinions round here.
Oh, and stop saying 'cunt' as well, for fuck's sake.
Oh well done!! Very well written and I totally agree haha
Thankyou!!
"P.S get a fucking life you sad losers, What sort of sad fucks links to the Twitter of anyone, ever, anywhere, any time for any reason."
The New York Times.
The main problem with your article is that instead of creating and argument to persuade people to agree with you, you just attack Brooker.
Which makes you look like a Knobhead.
Terribly written piece based on assumptions.
It's quite a shame you spent so much time on it.
I doubt this comment will be posted up on a BNP moderated board but here goes anyway. Good old Charlie Brooker! I read the article when it first appeared in the Guardian and laughed mightily at the description of the BNP, which, if my personal dealings with BNP members are anything to go by, is pretty damn accurate and judging by the pro BNP comments on this board I fear it's a situation that won't be changing anytime soon.
White kids form the majority of racist bullying victims? Oh do fuck off! No-one is fooled by the BNP's "whites are suffering positive discrimination" bullshit except for the gormless and truly ignorant - hence all BNP members parroting this ludicrous line ad infinitum. The rest of society of course laughs at them for their stupidity and ignorance.
The real proof as regards BNP idiocy of course lies in their inability to understand the simple concept that the rest of society holds them in contempt to the point that eggs are thrown, members hit with hammers and assaulted, every publicly advertised meeting or event is demonstrated against, that they are hounded on social interaction sites, there are DOS attacks on their main web site etc. and that this is because we hold them, and their policies and ideas and the thoughts of their supporters, which range from the sad and pettily deluded outpourings of anachronistic Little Englanders to the merely ignorant and stupid all the way to the deranged and dangerous, in the utmost of contempt. But they can't understand this most simplistic of notions, spouting instead further drivel centred around the assumption that we have all been collectively blinded by liberal thinking and that the media are deliberately portraying the BNP as evil under orders from the Govt., trade unions etc. and not because they, the media, on the whole, find you as abhorrent and idiotic as the rest of the post evolutionary society.
Why do you think, my little racist chums, that so many people hate you and are prepared to go to such lengths to oppose you? Seriously, read any BNP blog or Facebook wall and you'll uncover some laughable theories and thoughts that are frankly embarrassing to anyone of sound mind sharing a society with these idiots, posted in an attempt to justify themselves in the face of overwhelming public hostility and opposition.
To me the BNP are little more than an ignorant collection of Neanderthals shitting into their own hands and throwing the resultant effluent at a society that has advanced far beyond their primitive reckoning.
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