Friday, 2 October 2009
Harriet Harman Promises Every Woman A Penis
Image - Harriet Harman, " I have a penis, you can have one too if you vote New Labour "
Harriet Harman has given a speech at the Labour conference promising that if New Labour are elected into power again, every woman in Britain will be given a penis and allowed to piss standing up.
Mz. Harman said to the congress, " Comrades, New Labour is not just about politics, we are here to create a truly equal society. Sisters how many times have you had to queue for the toilet whilst the men can just pee standing up in the street ? This disgusting sexism has to end. Therefore I have proposed to Gordon Brown that if we are re-elected every woman in Britain will be given a New Labour penis. This wont be some small, shrivelled David Cameron prawn sized dick, oh no, this New Labour penis will be the size of an elephants wang.
Sisters, no more will you have to queue for the loo, now you can stand in the street and go at it like the big boys !
PETER MANDELSON IS SEEN CHEERING WILDLY AND DANCING IN THE AISLES WITH RONALDO HIS BOYFRIEND.
Comrades, the dictatorship of the dick is almost over. Today New Labour has created a whole new agenda for equality. Alongside our plans to paint everyone green with indelible paint in order to combat racism, as part of our Green Agenda, we will also be banning the speaking of English in schools, as promised by Ed Balls, and all pupils will be taught to use green hand puppets instead of speaking English. This language imperialism has to end.
Sisters, for a long time I have been the one with the cock in my household. NOW YOU CAN BE TOO !
Comrades, under our great leader everyone will have their own trouser snake. Vote New Labour and see true equality brought to Britain.
THE CROWD GOES WILD.