Lancaster Unity and my Talking Dog Novel

According to Lancaster Unity I am writing a novel about a magic talking dog.

That gave me an idea for a short story.




Once upon a time there was a dog called Communism.

This dog had a master called Capitalism.

Communism loved Capitalism very much for Communism had been taught to love wealth and power just as Capitalism did.

Communism had been taught to call the cheap plastic kennel built by Capitalism for him to live in 'Liberty' and so Communism loved his kennel very, very much.

Capitalism had trained Communism for a long time about the delights of wealth and power and one day, when Capitalism thought he was ready for his task, Communism was let out of its kennel by Capitalism.

Communism, said Capitalism, you must go and recruit all the chained pets of the world to the cause of Communism. But remember Communism you must keep what I have taught and told you a secret.

Communism laid down and put his head on his paws, wagged his tail and whimpered in submission before his master.

Then Capitalism threw open the doors of his castle and sent Communism out into the world.

Communism would go from country to country, enter a city, seek out the city dumps and ghettoes and bark and howl loudly until all the other lost and stray pets in the area would come and gather about him.

Out they would come from their lice ridden hovels, tin shacks and garbage dump homes to hear the dog Communism proclaim his revolt of the pets against their masters and oppressors.

Woof Woof, Communism would bark, we must revolt against those humans that take care of us. We are not the possessions of our masters, we are free dogs not passive pets. Nor are we unwanted. Let us rise up against our masters, our countrymen, our countries and our cages !

The dogs in the crowd would go wild with excitement as Communism barked forth a vision where the unwanted pets of the world would be free and no longer chained and leashed to their human masters or dumped into poverty when we are unwanted.

Follow me, barked Communism, and never again will petss be under the dominion of any masters. Every pet will be free ! Every stray will find a home !

So the packs of unwanted pets would agree to follow Communism wherever he would lead them.

So Communism gathered all his pet and ex-pet comrades and led them out of the city towards a utopia where every pet would be free and none an unwanted pet anymore.

Onwards they would run, dizzy with excitement until they came to a big building. In every country that Communism visited the building would be the exact same.

In you go, barked Communism, therein lies the freedom I have promised you.

The dogs gazed up at the front of the building, but none could read the writing on the sign above the black iron gates. They were pets and had never been taught to read by their masters. They had learnt to perform tricks, wag their tails and lick the hands of their masters, but none had been taught to read. Only their masters knew that trick.

They looked over to Communism.

Communism smiled at them.

That sign says freedom is within, said Communism, do not hestitate my friends, rush forth now to the freedom I have promised you !

And in their joy at being free and their trust and love in Communism unfettered by reason or logic, the pack ran through the black iron gates with their tails wagging.

The black iron gates shut behind them.

Suddenly the joyous barking turned to howls of pain and anguish and from beneath the black iron gates, a river of red blood began to flow.

Communism looked at the black iron gates and sneered a wolfish grin, his eyes forming evil slits.

He whispered to himself 'fools', and then ran from the place as fast as he could possibly run.

On and on Communism ran, his tongue lolling from his mouth dribbling flecks of white foam, until he returned to the castle of his master Capitalism.

Capitalism sat on his golden throne and laughed as Communism ran to him with his tail wagging.

Well done boy, said Capitalism, did you do as I trained you to do ?

Yes master, barked Communism, I led them to the euthenasia factory as you asked. They are all now just so much rotting meat for the flies to consume.

Capitalism petted his pet dog Communism and rubbed his hairy belly.

Here boy have a biscuit said Capitalism, and offered Communism a chocolate biscuit sprinked with an icing that tasted of almonds.

Communism gobbled down greedily the biscuit that Capitalism had offered him.

Communism then began to feel dizzy and sick and looked up at his master.

Too late did Communism realise that the icing on the biscuit was not almonds, but cyanide.

You have done you job well Communism, but now you too must die. I have no more need for you now and hence like so many of my other pets into history and darkness must you pass.

Communism licked the hand of his master until the last flicker of life faded from his eyes.

Capitalism then carried the corpse of Communism to his workroom, took out his golden knives and skinned the dog.

Then he stuffed its pitiful corpse with torn pages of paper upon which were written the political ideologies that Capitalism had created to chain its pets.

Capitalism then placed the stuffed cadaver of communism in front of his throne as a trophy of his work, alongside the stuffed corpses of his other pets Fascism, Nazism, Liberalism, Socialism and Democracy.

Capitalism then began training the next dog which would lead the unwanted pets of the world to the same slaughterhouse as all the other ones he had trained in the past.

The EDL and Lancaster Unity - almost beyond satire

Image - EDL demo in London. Note the daleks who are really the EDL in disguise.





Normally I dont bother with ripping the piss out of Lancaster Unity as they are an utter irrelevance, but the latest article on their site is so absurd, hysterical and over the top its like it was written as a joke.

It is obvious that the UAF / Lancaster Unity / AFA are absolutely gutted about at being smashed off the streets by the EDL and now their strategy is to simply scream, whine, piss, bitch and moan to the old bill and any bent politicians they can to try and ban EDL demonstrations.

Its like watching a toddler have a tantrum that one of the bigger boys has taken over their sandpit.

Anyway, it will be difficult but I will attempt below to satirise the latest post on Lancaster Unity by 'Bradfordian' ;


EDL to Trigger WW3 and End of the World.


On Sunday the 30th of May 2010, a group of patriots of all races, religions and creeds called the EDL will march from Bradford Interchange Railway Station to the Turls Green Lloyds Bar (Wetherspoons) in Centenary Square, the exact site of the Asian rioting nine years ago, and their presence in the area will then trigger earthquakes, a plague of locusts, meteor strikes and itchy cases of genital thrush, whilst their very presence in the area will literally destroy what remains of Bradford's undeveloped city centre.

Visits to Manchester, Nottingham and Stoke by the UAF have all resulted in widespread disorder, with arrests for various different crimes, but the anti-racist campaigners involved in violence during their anti-EDL demos have been let off by the police forces who have failed to arrest UAF mobs for openly chanting racial abuse in public and randomly attacking white passers by as they did in the Birmingham anti-EDL demo.


If the forces of law and order were, by negligence, to fail to arrest UAF thugs shouting the words "white bastards" in public, the West Yorkshire Police would once again be viewed by everyone as taking sides with the UAF resulting in Bradford's final riot, as after this (non-riot that hasnt happened yet and unless he has a crystal ball he is talking bollocks) the earth will explode into little bits of rock the size of smarties and Bradford will be catapulted onto the surface of the moon.

It has taken years for Bradford's multicultural communities to re-write history concerning the last race riot and blame everyone but themselves, and since then, public enquiries have been fiddled, fake reports written, and new community initiatives have been conducted to help fund the race relations profiteers and extortionists, but much of Bradford's city centre has failed to recover from the petrol bombs flung during the riots. Shops still lie empty, pound shops and charity shops all that remains of a once-thriving city centre economy, all destroyed by this useless Labour government. Half of Bradford's city centre now resembles a bomb site, since the conservative-liberal democrat coalition allowed the Westfield Shopping Centre to collapse, and the Odeon row rumbles steadily on, public discontent with Bradford Metropolitan Council at an all-time high.

Thats what you get when you vote for any of the Establishment parties - so you really should vote BNP.

Trevor Kelway and millionaire far right backer Alan Lake have obeyed the laws of the land which allow static political protests, including their peaceful ones attacked by the UAF and Islamist mobs such as in Birmingham in 2009. The actions of the UAF are anything but peaceful, and compared to the terrorism of Islam4UK whose members have been involved in terrorism all over the world and In Britain, they are a much greater threat to both community and public safety with their rampages of uncontrolled physical force, and yet, despite regular complaints from anyone who actually witnesses the violence of the UAF the Labour Party controlled ACPO bent cops continue to turn a blind eye to their violent communism.

Conspiracy theorists have argued that the EDL are in reality Daleks in disguise, and the government is utilising their presence on Earth as a way to keep people watching TV and not eating chips. The EDL by keeping Islamists in their place are ensuring the War On Terror is fought here in Britain in our streets not just in Afghanistan and Iraq, and they are defend our democracy from the fall-out of the Iraq enquiry, which was to increase the numbers of Islamists on British streets.

For their lawful actions which include shouting a lot and waving flags, being attacked by the police, being attacked by Islamists and UAF Communists, the EDL are the real democrats, whilst the UAF could be banned in a matter of minutes, however Britain's far left groups are never ever banned, regardless of the crimes they perpetrate including bombing Harrods and attacking people with hammers. This sadly is a historical fact which leads some people to suspect the UAF are state-funded either by special branch or MI5/6.

Bradford mosques have raised £5000 for the floods in Cumbria which is commendable, but compared to the massive amount of money raised for the Pakistan earthquake from mosques in Bradford which was over 1 million pounds, which included a £20,000 donation from the local council which has not been given to the people of Cumbria in this case by the council, thats really quite small change.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bradford/4327624.stm

http://archive.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/2005/12/7/183074.html


If the Prime Minister, the Home Secretary, Bradford Council and the West Yorkshire Police insist on allowing the EDL the freedom to use their democratic rights in Bradford under the premises of "free speech", officialdom will be upholding the law of the land.. It will be the UAF and Islamists that cause any violence by opposing the EDL and their democratic rights that will be soley responsible for allowing another race riot to happen. A preventable race riot, if the government and intelligence services do their homework. All Bradfordians (regardless of race or creed) were hoping to never to live to see race riots in their own backyard ever again, but unless the UAF are banned from gathering, another riot will most definately ensue, triggered by the explosive actions of an army of communist thugs and hardcore Islamists attacking Lloyds Bar, before rampaging through Centenary Square en-masse.

Bradford has sadly become internationally synomymous with racism and riots, an image impossible to shake-off, and unless the UAF are prevented from gathering in Bradford under emergency laws the city's image as a hotbed of racial violence and disharmony will persist for an eternity or at least until the chippies use the newspapers up. If record numbers of UAF communist thugs turn out, defiling Bradford with their raw hate, a million pounds of police budget will not be enough to prevent sporadic violence from kicking off big-time which is what the UAF want and have planned for. At previous events, the police have taken a softly-softly approach towards UAF rioters, with minimal arrests.

If ineffectual, hands-off policing allows the UAF mob to do as they please, and Islamist vigilantes take to the streets to attack white people again as they did in Birmingham in 2009, anything might happen including a full scale Dalek attack on earth. An emergency government or police ban is an absolute necessity to prevent World War III from erupting in Bradford and the end of the world coming about, and revealing the joke that is 'race relations'. Bradford is a city scarred by mass immigration with a young, diverse population of Islamists.

If the EDL are allowed to make us look like mugs again, as they have done at every demonstration where the UAF have attended, we will cry.

Thats why the police, UN, EU, CIA, KGB, NATO, MOSSAD and U2 must all work together to stop the EDL having their demo or else the whole world will explode, the sun will go out, aliens will invade and the Daleks will rule the earth.

I am now presently being held in a secure mental institution after being sectioned, so please e mail Ketlan at Lancaster Unity and Denise can smuggle me in your e mails or beam them to me telepathically.

Thanks,

Bradfordian.

The Real Face of the UAF

The UAF like to portray themselves as simply a protest group, but they are not.

They are a front group for Islamists, Communists and violent thugs with links to heroin importation gangs.

The UAF have been linked with violence across the country.

The images below show just a few of the results of UAF demonstrations - which are race attacks upon lone white people, riots and attempted murders.

Politicians like David Cameron support the UAF and donate money to the UAF.

The Labour Party support the UAF and labour supporting trades unions donate money to the UAF - even though they know their money is going to support violence and racism.

The UAF is supported by money from people like the singer Pete Doherty, a vile heroin addict whose money he pays to drug dealers is sent back to the Taliban in Afghanistan and used to kill British troops.

The UAF have worked with and given a platform to air their vile views the same Islamist thugs that spat on British soldiers returning from Afghanistan in Luton in 2009.

The UAF are not a legitimate organisation - they are a terrorist group.

The UAF must be proscribed by the government before they trigger a civil war in this country or before someone is killed as a result of their thuggish members attacking innocent people just because they are white.







Image - UAF and 'Pakis4lyf' thugs try to murder innocent white lad just because he is white in Birmingham. Note how many of the 'Paki4lyf' rats its takes to attack one young kid. Gutless scum.








Image - - UAF Islamist supporters in Luton in 2009. The UAF has worked with and supports Islamist groups such as these and deployed Islamist thugs to launch race attacks on lone whites at UAF demonstrations such as in Birmingham 2009. The UAF have NEVER held a demonstration to prevent Islamists from spouting their hatred on British streets. The UAF have allowed islamists a platform at UAF meetings to attack British troops.







Image - Pete Doherty, heroin addict and UAF supporter and funder whose money he uses to buy heroin is being sent back to Afghanistan to fund the Taliban kill British troops. Doherty performs at UAF festivals and is a UAF role model for young children.














Image - UAF demonstration Blackpool 2008. Note the Communist flags, more proof of their adherence to a vicious, violent anti-democratic ideology.







Image - UAF thugs march alongside the Communist Party during anti-BNP march. The UAF are the proponents of a genocidal and racist anti-white communist ideology and many of their members are are addicted to hard drugs and violence.





Image - UAF Communists attack police outside Manchester Town Hall 2009. Note the clenched fist salute of the thug, the same salute the Communists used whilst murdering millions in the Gulags of the Soviet Union and Russia.







Image - June 2009 UAF thugs attack police in Lancashire at town hall council meeting. Police were spat at and abused by the crowd.







Image - UAF thugs attacking police at RWB family festival in 2008. Over 36 members of the UAF arrested for violence.






Image - UAF thugs attack elderly BNP members house and burn the Union Jack in 2008.







Image - Burnley riots where young Muslims were incited into violence by UAF demonstration. Dozens of police officers were injured and the mob also tried to murder police officers.







Image - UAF Islamist thugs try and kill young white lad at Birmingham demonstration. Note the member of the Muslim gang 'Pakis4lyf' jumping in the air on the left in order to smash the young lads skull and murder him.






Image - Islamist UAF thug tries to attack woman at BNP press conference. Note the kick aimed at her back. Note the image above of the asian jumping on a young lads head attempting to murder him during Birmingham demonstration.







Image - Nick Griffin attacked by UAF thugs in 2009 after winning seat as MEP.







Image - UAF thugs attack Jean Marie Le Pen and the police in 2004.








Image - Tony Ward who was attacked by UAF members with a claw hammer in 2009. This is the level of violence the UAF uses against those it considers its enemies.






Image - UAF Islamist thugs atack a lone old white man and then burnt the Union Jack flag. The police did nothing to stop the attack on the old man and nor did they intervene to stop the Union Jack flag being nurnt by these scum.






Image - Birmingham August 8 th 2009. UAF thugs organise a demonstration to prevent an anti-Islamism protest. The UAF have never once organised a demonstration to stop the Islamists who spat at British troops returning home and who called for a new 911 and 7/7 on British streets. This is because the UAF is linked with Islamo-Fascists. The young white lad in the picture was attacked and beaten by the UAF and their Islamist allies just because he was in the area. He had nothing to do with the demonstration.




Image - Oldham 2001. After the UAF organise an anti-BNP rally in Oldham the muslims they whipped up into a frenzy rioted in the town. There were a series of race attacks on whites, such as the young man above who was beaten and stabbed, culminating with an attempt to burn down a social club with defenceless old people in it having a quiet drink.






Image - UAF thug throwing brick at police in Birmingham demonstration. So much for the UAF being a peaceful protest group. They are nothing but filth.






Image - another white young victim of the anti-white UAF racist pogrom in Birmingham.

New Labour Taliban Attack Nick Griffin

Image - members of the same coalition as the UAF demonstrating for free speech and exercising their right of protest in order to kill a police horse and murder a policeman.





The all white, middle class, thugs of the UAF led by their 'token non-white' Weyman Bennet, who fronts the group in order to disguise the fact it is an all white wing of the Socialist Workers Party, are merely doing what the Corporate Media want them to do.

The role of the Far Left is to assist the Capitalists that control the Corporate Media by attacking those Nationalist forces in British society that could challenge the Corporatocracy for control of Britain.

Whilst the role of the Corporate Media is to pump out the hate propaganda and lies the corporatocracy want disseminated into society in order to control the political process, the role of Far Left is to use violence against Nationalists if the quarantine process of the Corporate Media does not work.

If they cannot defeat us with lies - they then deploy violence.

But we are used to this.

We have put up with it for decades, and this colour doesnt run.

We never have and never will.

No Retreat and No Surrender.

The only people who arent used to seeing this sort of political violence - IS THE PUBLIC !

The more the British public see the sort of brainless thugs that physically attack the BNP, the faster the anti-racist coalition will break apart as the liberal moderates split from the Far Left thugs.

The moment the British public realise that these people are the McDonalds fire bombers, the Barclay bank window smashers and the police beating thugs that riot at the May Day Festivals and who organised the violence during the Poll Tax riots - the sooner the public will turn away from them and their fake message of anti-racism which they use to hide their innate violence.

Lancaster Unity lie Machine At It Again

Image - Ketlan of the Lancaster Unity site or Ruprecht The Monkey Boy as he is known by Special Branch who he works for.




One of the defining features of the Liberal Fascist left and liberal elite is their inability to exist on the basis of logic, for they are motivated by their own tragic internal dysfunctional drives and twisted emotional disturbances.

They are heroin addicts so they vote for parties that are soft on heroin dealers.

They are paedophiles so they vote for parties that are soft on paedophiles.

They are from immigrant backgrounds so they support mass immigration.

Everything for the liberal is merely motivated by their own selfish desires.

Therefore the truth has no meaning for them, what matters is solely what they believe.

Take for instance the fact that even though the entire country now knows the fake leaflet that featured in the anti-Gurkha story in The Sun was printed and distributed by the Labour party funded Paul Gibson, a paid employee of TWAFA(Tyneside and Wear Anti Fascist Association), Lancaster Unity is still trying to tout the story as a real story. Local anarchists handed the leaflets out, after getting the leaflets off of a third party via Gibson.

The fact is that Lancaster Unity are linked directly with TWAFA and both have extensive links with each other.

It appears that Lancaster Unity are players in this story, offering more than just propaganda support to the people who printed this leaflet.

Gibson then passed a copy of the leaflet to Phil Wilson Labour MP for Sedgefield.

Wilson then contacted the SUN and gave them the story.

The Sun, like the scummmy paper it is, printed the lies in order to bolster the Labour Party.

Even now the lie story still sits on the Lancaster Unity website and its clique of sad, demented leftist freaks like Ketlan are still insisting it is correct, and they are even going so far as to make up spy story scenarios in the comments section to explain why the sun removed the article ;

Read here

http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/2009/05/lumley-bnp-sickos-slur-hero-gurkha.html

The comments reveal how demented these scum are.

The Lancaster Unity are sanctimonious, demented idiots whose politics is based simply on their own sick depravities - they vote for those whose laws allow them to carry on with their sick desires.

This is why the truth does not matter to Lancaster Unity - only the lie that fits their own delusions.

Searchlight / Lancaster Unity = Collaborators and Apologists

I wonder if we will see this story appear on the Lancaster Unity or Searchlight site - dont hold your breath.

Searchlight = Zionist front group

Lancaster Unity = collaborators with soviet genocide


Most sickening of all though is the picture of the Queen with communist muerdering scum.

The Queen has shook the hand and dined with the most evil people in history from Tito, Mugabe to Idi Amin and the rest of the dictators of the 20th century. The Queen has even appointed Nelson Mandela to the Order of Merit, something which can only be done by her own personal invitation.

Yet we are supposed to respect the royal family whilst she has done nothing to stop the surrender of our nation to the EU and the inmmigration invasion.

The Queen and the entire royal family are a complete waste of time.

Better a Nationalist Republic than we bend our knee to the royals who collaborated and assisted our betrayers.

The Queen and the Church of England are both collaborators of the betrayal of our nation.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1160708/300-victims-Yugoslavias-communist-regime-mass-grave.html


The Slovenian and Croatian delegations have laid a wreath at the entrance of the mine near Lasko, where a post-Second World War mass grave was discovered last week.
Croatian Deputy Prime Minister Jadranka Kosor told the Slovenian news agency, STA, that she was horrified by the sight of the victims in photographs.
The mass grave in eastern Slovenia is believed to hold up to 300 victims killed after the Second World War by the former communist regime, authorities confirmed.
Enlarge Remains of victims believed to have been killed after the Second World War, have been found in a mining shaft in Huda Jama, Slovenia.


The victims are believed to have been pro-Nazi soldiers killed by the former Yugoslavia's communist regime.

‘We’ve found the mummified remains of between 200 and 300 people,’ Marko Strovs, head of the government’s military graves department, told journalists.
He added that the victims ‘appeared to be killed with gas’ since there were no visible signs of wounds from firearms.

Investigators and historians on Tuesday removed concrete walls built after the Second World War to close off the Huda Jama cave near Lasko, some 90km east of the capital Ljubljana. They discovered the remains in the Barbara-rov (Barbara’s trench) section.

The investigation of the Huda Jama cave started last August as part of a long-running probe of more than 500 suspected mass graves throughout Slovenia.

Croatia's Deputy Prime Minister Jadranka Kosor (left) prays near the Huda Jama mining shaft where remains of 300 collaborators have been found
They are believed to contain the remains of pro-Nazi collaborators who sought to escape from the former Yugoslavia’s communist regime in 1945. Slovenia was part of Yugoslavia before becoming independent in 1991.

The identities of the victims in Huda Jama remain unclear. However, accounts from local residents indicate they were pro-Nazi collaborators from Slovenia or Croatia, said the head of the Slovenian Research Center for National Reconciliation, Andreja Valic.

‘Current information, based on oral testimony, indicates that the slain people could have been Slovenian or Croatian citizens,’ Valic told the STA.
State prosecutor Barbara Brezigar also visited the site and described seeing the remains as ‘horrible’.

The Queen pictured with Yugoslavian president Josip Tito, front left, in 1978 after hosting him at Buckingham Palace. Behind them stand Prime Minister Lord Cardiff and Prince Philip.

The grave is believed to contain bodies of people fleeing Tito's communist regime

‘It is one of the most shocking things you could see in your life,’ Brezigar told journalists.

She said any investigation into the crimes would be difficult since most of those responsible were probably dead.

Joze Balazic, of the Institute for Forensic Medicine, Ljubljana, who took part in the excavation of the mass grave, said that at the entrance piles of military shoes were found.

‘It seems that they [the victims] had to undress and take off their shoes before they were killed. We did not see any small-size or children’s shoes,’ Balazic told reporters, suggesting that most of the victims were soldiers.

Most of the bodies were found in a 15m-long and 2.5m-wide underground passage some 400m from the entrance to the cave.

Members of a forensics team stand outside the Barbara-rov mining shaft in Huda Jama, where they are documenting the gruesome discovery

He added that there are another two passages in the cave where more bodies could be found, but that these will only be investigated in a month’s time, after the first one is documented and a way through is opened.

Strovs explained the good condition in which the remains were found was because of the fact that the cave had been sealed with several walls of concrete separated by layers of barren soil.

‘At the end, we came to a long passage that was all in white. Soon we understood the white mass were the bodies that had been all covered with lime,’ Strovs said.

After initially refusing to comment on the discovery, Slovenian President Danilo Tuerk has strongly condemned ‘the crime’, adding: ‘as I condemn all executions during and after the (Second World) war’.

Lancaster Unity in Fraud Scandal

The organisation that funds Kirlklees Unity website and which has offered and provided financial support to Lancaster Unity is under investigation for fraud ;

http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/breaking-news/2008/10/03/fri-am-race-chief-arrested-as-police-probe-starts-86081-21957563/

Betcha Lancaster Unity dont put this tory up.


FRI AM Race chief arrested as police probe starts

Oct 3 2008 By Andrew Jackson

THE head of a racial equality group which went bust has been arrested.

Carl Hayes, chief executive of Kirklees Equality and Human Rights Agency (KEHRA), has been questioned as police confirm for the first time they are involved in the probe into the agency’s dramatic collapse.

It suddenly ceased last month amid allegations of cash problems.

A West Yorkshire Police spokesman said: "A 38-year-old man was arrested in connection with our inquiries into KEHRA. He was released on police bail pending further enquiries."

Full story in tonight's Examiner.

Stop The Lee Barnes Brain Wave Attacks Helmet

Image - Denise Garside modelling ' The Stop The Lee Barnes Brain Wave Attcks Helmet' as sold by Lancaster Unity.









I was sent a copy of this e mail below which has been sent to all five members of Lancaster Unity including Ketlans inflatable doll girlfriend and Denise Garfields deflated and suicidal plastic girlfriend.

" Amazing technological breakthrough from the same people that bring you the Lancaster Unity blog shite.

Do you like us see the evil and dastardly Lee Barnes all around you all the time and all over the internet ?

Do you like us visit Lee Barnes's blog and Stormfront more often than you should ?

YOU TOO CAN FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE EVIL ONE !

For all those like us at Lancaster Unity who see the evil and dastardly Lee Barnes, or THE DEVIL as we call him at Lancaster Unity, lurking around at all times on the internet there is now a cure.

You will no longer have to tolerate his evil presence being in your mind at all times and he will no longer be able to appear at will in your gardens, your fridges and even in your curdled yoghurts.

Our chief scientist Ketlan Tossoffski has developed our patented ' Stop Lee Barnes Brain Wave Attacks Helmet' and we can now offer this fantastic product for sale.

At the moment Lee Barnes is able to appear at will anywhere in the world, fly without his underpants outside his trousers, neuter small pets with a mere glance and also to post under ten names on stormfront at least a hundred times a day.

He is also able to organise the entire forces of evil on the planet, adminster the dark realms of hell and control fire, floods, famine, war and disease.

When you wear the patented 'Stop Lee Barnes Brain Wave Attacks Helmet' not only will the remote sensing attacks from Lee Barnes stop but you will also appear to be a futuristic raver who has popped a few too many disco biscuits in the eighties.

You thought you could never look as cool as Ketlan Tossoffski but now you can !

The helmet is a bargain at £150 and all cheques must be made payable to ' The UK Zionist Network' and sent to ' The Guard, The Secure Mental Health Suite, Lancaster Hospital, Lancaster'.

The helmet is also guaranteed to stop attacks from vampires, sharks and daleks.

Here are a few testimonials from satisified customers ;

" I used to wake up, inject smack and then see Lee Barnes running around my bedsit in red underpants singing the Birdy Song, but since I bought the amazing ' Stop the Lee Barnes Brain Wave Attack Helmet' I feel great - Pete Doherty, part time talentless singer and full time junkie.


" When I ran London then Lee Barnes would appear in my office with the legions of hell and threaten to spank me on my bare buttocks with a giant banana but since I bought the amazing 'Stop Lee Barnes Brain Wave Attack Helmet' he no longer appears and even Boris Johnson no longer speaks to me through the TV in Urdu ! " - Ken Livingstone, Ex- Communist and full time alcoholic.


" I am cured ! " - Dracula, lord of the undead and distant relation of Lee Barnes


" This product should be banned as it is racist " - Stavros, Leader of the Daleks

Lancaster Unity - The facts

There are few things more repugnant than racist extremists using 'anti-racism' as the basis of their extremism.

One such collection of poisonous hypocrites are the self professed Zionist extremist Jews on Lancaster Unity.

A few months ago in a rare example of honesty, the LU website stated that most of the people who control the site and post on the site are Jewish.

Them being Jewish is of itself irrelevant. They were only declaring and using the fact of their 'Jewishness' to divert attention from the true issue, which is the fact they are Zionists.

It is the fact that the people who control LU are Zionists is the most important issue.

The LU Zionists are part of the same type of extremist Jews who supported and worked with the Nazis during WW2, and who even offered to fight alongside the Nazis against the British in Palestine, even as the Death Camps were murdering millions of non-Zionist Jews in Europe.

The fact that Jews, and all racial groups, in the UK organise ethnocentric organisations to represent their interests in British society is an admirable thing.

All communities should organise to represent their collective ethno-communal interests.

But the problem begins when a tiny cabal of manipulative and deceitful Jewish extremists organise to represent the interests of Zionism and then use the camouflage of 'Anti-Racism' and 'pro-working class propaganda' in order to attack other racial groups who are also organising to represent their community interests.

This what LU does, its main role is to assist in the weakening and dismantling of the group cohesion of the White British Working Class in order to assist in the power building of the Zionist extremist network in the UK.

The people in LU are part of the lineage of Jewish Zionist extremists that supported the genocide of the Palestinians, that worked with the Nazis and that supported mass Islamist immigration into the UK over recent decades.

The entire actions of the Zionist cliques that have hijacked the British Jewish community over the last fifty years have been pernicious both to the mainstream British Jewish community and to British society.

This admission of the LU being run by Jews was not the whole truth though, as the fact is that most of the people who control the site and post on the site are in fact Zionists. Even this admission was an act of duplicity.

The majority of Jews in the UK are loyal to Britain and are integrated into British society.

The Zionists that control and post on Lancaster Unity are not.

They are neither loyal to Britain nor are they integrated into British society. They pretend to be part of Briish society only in order to undermine and usurp it.

Their primary loyality is to Israel and they seek to weaken British society, and usurp our political system for the benefit of Israel.

There may be a few deluded reds and liberals on the LU site that think the LU is a 'real' site to fight racism, but just as Lenin said these 'useful idiots' are just cover for the real agenda of LU.

Lancaster Unity is part of the Zionist power network in the UK. The LU is just another propaganda wing of the C18 of UK Zionism, the CST (Community Security Trust).

The CST is run by the convicted fraudster Gerald Ronson, and he has bankrolled Ken Livingstone and the Labour Party in the past. Even though the CST is run by a convicted fraudster, the Met Police still work with the CST para-military organisation. Last week the CST put 500 troops on British streets to patrol two parades to celebrate Israel ;

http://www.thejc.com/home.aspx?ParentId=m11s18&SecId=18&AId=60868&ATypeId=1

They call them volunteers, I call them a militia.

Note that the LU has never investigated or attacked the CST on its site. Even though the CST is a Zionist Para-Military Militia that is linked with the government and the police and run by a convicted criminal, the LU have never investigated this shadowy racist organisation or attacked its existence.

If two skinheads in the UK started wearing the same coloured bootlaces at the same time then the LU would see a grand conspiracy and the formation of a 'nazi army', but when a real racist para-military militia exists in the UK, the LU stays silent on it and its activities.

Why does LU stay silent on the CST - because LU is one of the propaganda wings of the CST and the Zionist power network in the UK.

Many on the left are now realising how duped they have been by these Zionist groups over the years.

Whilst the old alliance between the UAF and Searchlight was dismantled precisely because the UAF finally realised that Searchlight was a Zionist front group using anti-racism as its cover to promote Zionism in the UK, the Lancaster Unity site is run by a shaky coalition of Jewish extremists with a pro-Zionist agenda as the main unifying force between the various factions.

http://www.searchlightmagazine.com/index.php?link=template&story=146

Note that the LU site likes to post articles about the 'Nazis' from all over the world ranging from Chile to Canada, yet never posts a single critical article on Israel and its policies.

Last week a law passed through the Israeli Knesset called the Prevention of Infiltration act which criminalises asylum seekers and puts them in prison for four years and gives a 7 year sentence to asylum seekers from various Arab countires on a specific list.

Can you imagine how the hypcorites on LU would have howled if it had been Europeans in a European country passing such a law that criminalised asylum seekers and has a 'racist' policy of targeting specific Arab nations for extra imprisonment - but because it was Israel, a country which a member of the European Union by the way, the LU remained totally silent on the issue.

Whilst the LU attacks the Berlusconi government in Italy for its arrests and deportations of illegal immigrant criminals, it stays silent on another European Union country, this being Israel, who passes laws that target immigrants and which are probably the most fascist in the whole world and which are probably illegal under international law.

Why did LU stay silent - because the Jewish Zionist extremists that run the LU can never attack the country that sponsors them, Israel.

Note also that the LU remained totally silent on the new laws proposed by Harriet Harman that would have passed racist legislation that would have impacted upon the White British Working Class.

Why did LU stay silent - because the extremist Zionist Jews that run LU are going to be one of the main beneficiaries of this law and because their agenda is to assist in the systematic disempowerment both politically and socially of the indigenous British people and the promotion of all ethnic groups which assist this process.

Seeing as the Zionists that run LU are primarily Jewish Zionists and Middle Class, as they themselves boasted about on the site a few months ago, then why should they attack a law that attacks the White British Working Class.

Being attacked by LU is how one achieves validation.

Those so called 'nationalists' that post on LU and who pass information to LU are traitorous scum. The fact that the nationalist traitors and the Zionists on LU all attack the exact same nationalists, is evidence we are doing the right thing.

If the nationalist traitors and LU were not attacking those nationalists, then that is direct proof that they are agents of the enemy.

The enemy only attacks those it does not control.

The article below relates to the issue of LU and it collection of Zionist and Jewish extremists that masquerade as 'defenders of the working class'.



http://leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2008/06/lancaster-unity-run-by-racists.html

The Sickest Bitch In Britain

This is Denise Garside, she runs the Lancaster Unity blog shite that attacks the BNP and other nationalists.

Denise recently allowed this posting to go on her site ;


" ends justify means said...

Although anti-fascists in Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire have been working together to harass the BNP, we need to hit them where it hurts most, like close and personal with their kids.

These Nazis try to maintain the appearance of a family fun celebration just like an old style Butlins holiday camp when actually its like the Hitler youth.

If they wiil bring their children along to such potentially conflict-provoking events then it wouldn't be surprising if some of them got accidently injured in the conflict.

Spread this news around and see how the attendance drops off.

10:29 PM, March 04, 2008

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?bl...77872273441149 "


The fact that Lancaster Unity allows direct threats to be made against children and incites violence against them is a step over the line.

The sickest bitch in Britain award goes to the demented bitch Denise Garside and her sick red friends.

The Secret Diary of Denise Garside - IQ 13 and a half

The Secret Diary of Denise Garside - IQ 13 and a half.



Greetings Comrade Fighters of the International Proletariat,

This week I have been mainly fighting for the international revolution from my bedsit. My world renowned blog that makes the fascist reactionaries tremble has been visited by my five most loyal comrades - comrade anonymous, comrade anonymous, comrade anonymous and comrade anonymous and comrade Ebanks.

The fascist Nazis at Google are stopping my army of fans from visiting my blog so I have to directly assist the site by posting up all the anonymouse comments on the site mysef in order to get the blog ratings up. No-one will ever know that I am the only person posting all the comments on the site except you dear Stalin ( Blessed be his name), and my glorious diary of the revolution.

Got another e-mail from Sharon Ebanks. This time she is offering to sell us the story she has that the BNP is funded by MI5, CIA, Al Qaeda, Mossad and Marks and Spencers. She reckons she has real proof this time, not just a secret communication from the pixies via her fridge like last time. She says that Nick Griffin has built a secret tunnel from his farm in Wales to Serbia as he is planning to flee the country and claim asylum in Eastern Europe. She reckons her secret informer whose secret code name is The Scarecrow is sending her messages via carrier pigeon direct from his hideout on Nicks Farm. I think this time she might be telling the truth. I know the Scarecrow exists, he is a legend in nationalism. I think her last story that Nick Griffin served in the IDF when he was younger was a lie though. Everyone knows he was busy fighting Wonder Woman in New York. The nazi bastard.


I went to London to join the demo outside Parliament by the Jihadi Friends of Osama Bin Ladens Beard, a peaceful Islamist group who go paint balling a lot in Iraq and Pakistan and who do lots of exercise like Karate at their meetings, to demand Sharia law in the UK. After they greeted me with their traditional friendly greeting of spitting and rock throwing they threw a tea towel over my head and made me bring them cups of Marmite. It is great being with them as they really seem to love Stalin ( Blessed be his name). When they see the photograph of Stalin that I have stuck to the top of road traffic cone I wear on my head at the demonstration they all start laughing with joy at seeing the Great Leaders smiling face. The happy spitting gets a bit much though. I hate Marmite.

Went into the tube station and some fascist in a uniform at the tube station asked me for a ticket. I told him that men like him were guards at Auschwitz. He said he was from Nigeria and did not speak English very well and that he was only doing his job, but I knew really he was a Nazi.

After he and another two fascists guards from Poland and Jamaica threw me out of the tube station I had to walk to the demonstration. Fascists everywhere. Two fascist police pigs were arresting some poor ‘sun tanned’ ethnic man by the bus stop . He was screaming out in broken English to the fascist police pigs that he had found the three wallets and a handbag that they had pulled out of the false pocket of his jacket on the floor by the bus stop and that he was trying to return all their wallets and purses to the owners when he was arrested for running down the street.

Typical fascists. I started screaming ’Nazis, Nazis, Nazis ’ at them and ’ Stop them this is racist attack’ in my loudest voice and then I decided to do a sweaty back flop onto the struggling officers. I weigh nearly twenty stone and may ass crack is wide enough to park the front wheel of a Vespa in and they sure felt my fat ass hitting them. I was sitting on the face of the screaming ethnic who had passed out when the workers revolution almost began. A large crowd had gathered to watch us and with my revolutionary rhetoric setting the crowd afire, we were about to start the communist uprising that would have swept away the capitalist rulers until the pigs got me with pepper spray.

I rang Sister Fister of the Lancaster Black Panthers and she visited me at the concentration camp the fascists were holding me in. They were giving me endless cups of tea and doughnuts whilst a fascist Asian female doctor was in the cell with me tuning the TV picture in and feeding me Hob Nob biscuits in case I sprained my back and might sue them if I got out of bed wrong. The bloody mattress was WELL hard and the pillows lumpy.

The fascist police pigs tried to take my fingerprints using BLACK INK ! How racist is that. Only using black ink on white card means it looks like that only black people are being fingerprinted and therefore that only black people are the criminals. Why don’t they use WHITE ink on black card to do fingerprints if they weren’t racists !

This sort of racism is intolerable.

Seeing as I am in reality black even though I am White I always demand they list me as black in their files. The fascist and sexist pig who said I was a ’white woman’ the last time the I got arrested outside Boots the Chemist for demanding they ban products tested on vegetables, has now been sacked for racism I see. That will teach the racist pig. It was hell in the concentration camp.

I MISSED EASTENDERS AND CROSSROADS AS THE TV SET IN THE PRISON CELL COULD ONLY GET CHANNEL 4 AND BBC 2. And it wasn’t HD !

It is true what they say - War is hell !

Sister Fister is the CRE trained solicitor who runs the local Race Relations Council. All the pigs are scared of her as she is a black, lesbian lawyer and when she appears then the pigs just kiss her ass as they are all soooooooo scared of being called racist. They let us out within ten minutes and we urinated on the toilet seats in the mens pig bogs just to take the mickey out of the coppers then left for our meeting of the Lancaster Revolutionary Communist Lesbians Collective. All three of the Sisterhood were there. Sister Stalins Cod Piece and Sister Lenins Underpants were both drunk again on the bucket brewed potato vodka they cook up in their squat and threw up in the collection bucket. We raised half a chicken Korma curry and a tampon, which is a real boost to our funds.

We voted to demand that after the revolution all men must carry a sign saying ’ I want to Ovulate’ in public as a way to show solidarity with the Red Rag which is our own special flag that we fly at meetings. It represents the monthly menses. It is a flag shaped like a tampon and has a Bra and Boots on it representing the overthrow of traditional gender roles and that we women can wear big boots all the time after the revolution.

Yet again on my glorious blog of the revolution I have targeted the villainous fascist swine pig dog, running sore of the reactionaries Lee Barnes. I hate that fascist. He says I like paddling at the pink canoe and munching on the hairy carpet and other gross things like that on his vile blog. I don’t know what he means. I don’t go canoeing and I have fake pine strips instead of carpets in my bedsit so how can I munch at the hairy carpet !!!!! Bloody idiot !

Watched Wonder Woman on Bravo. Linda Carter is hot. If we had Wonder Woman in Lancaster Unity then we could take over the whole planet.

Get the placards ready boys !

Prayed to Marx and went to sleep. Dreamed about the Great Purges of Stalin (Blessed be his name). I saw all the hundred million men, women and children capitalist terrorists killed by the Socialists, Communists and Marxists in the 20th Century in all the Great Purges of criminals in endless rows of train carriages going into what looked like pearly gates in the sky whilst Stalin himself ( blessed be his name) was driving the train I was on and we were heading into a tunnel lit by flames where devils were roasting people over bonfires. I think it means that the world communist uprising is about to begin and we are going to take over the world !

P.S I hate John Wayne and Lee Barnes. Fascist pigs.