Saturday, 19 March 2011
News In From the MOD
Image - the new Desert Wing of the RAF in action over Libya.
News just in from the MOD.
Call me Dave has just announced that due to recent defence cuts the Imperial War Museum has opened its store rooms to equip this new Libyan Expeditionary Force.
Pith helmets, puttees and sharp pointy sticks are now being handded out to members of Dads Army who will lead this new taskforce to defeat Gaddafi and assist Al Qaeda, sorry the rebels.
The RAF reserve force of spitfires and sopwith camels, are now winging forth to defend the oil wells of Libya.
Biggles has been called out of returement and will be leading a new desert wing of spitfires over Libya.
Tally ho chaps !
When asked by our reproting team Private Pike replied to the question 'are you happy to die for oil' he replied " Well me mum wont like it, but Captain Mainwaring says I will be alright. Corporal Jones has his sharp pointy spear and he says the Libyans dont like it up 'em, so I reckon we will be alright. We have been given the latest MOD body armour of old telephone books wrapped with sellotape to protect us and our super advanced camels will allow us to travel the desert with ease ".
Outside the War Museum members of the public are assisting in refitting the spitfires with spare parts from old minis and morris minors.
Its a glorious day for the New Empire of the New World Order.
Oil Uber Alles !