Monday, 1 June 2009
Yo Yo - Daniel Hannan Goes Bad Ass
Here it is Daniel Hannan gets Bad Ass ! Dig it yooz Mo Fo's.
Daniel Hannan is reborn !
You can just imagine the scene cant you.
The European Parliament is busy with the crooks all busy filling in their false expenses claims, when the door swings open and in walks Hannan in his Bad Ass Wig.
Over the tannoy comes the song from Shaft.
The MEP's all drop their pens and watch open mouthed as Hannan swaggers into the chamber clicking his fingers, his full length white chinchilla fur coat dragging on the floor, his gold chains flashing, his fingers snapping to the beat.
His black 1970's diamante framed aviator sun glasses cover his eyes.
He no longer looks like a man with a knob for a head.
He looks like a real Bad Ass !
Hannan shouts out to the assembled pederasts, pigs and crooks, ' Yo youze honky bitches ! I is da man and now dis chamber is gonna get some groovy funkiness '.
Hooray the MEPs cry for Hannan is here.
The chamber erupts into a frenzy. A new era begins in the EU.
THE EU GETS FUNKTASTIK !
Yep, thats what the power of the wig will do for Hannan.
From a giant cock to a bad ass pimp in one short wig out.
I ought to do this sort of makeover as a job.
I can make you look like a Bad Ass too !