Thursday 21 May 2009
Best Cop Video of 2009 So Far
The funniest cop video of the year so far is the one below on the Telegraph website ;
I have been run over in the past.
It really hurts.
I have also seen criminals steal cars, drive them through the streets where I live nearly killing people and then set those cars on fire in the street outside.
I have watched crimson flowers of flame flicker in the darkness as those stolen cars were then consumed in fierce infernos, their eviscerated remains offered as some sort of ancient sacrifice to a primitive god by a mob of howling youths in a scene of sheer atavistic frenzy, those vehicles rutally slain in public whilst crowds of children had gathered, their gazes impassively reflecting the scene.
In the morning I have walked past the smouldering black cadavars of those cars as tendrils of smoke still rose in dark whispers from the wreckage, their innards laying ashen and open, fully exposed to the world, eviscerated by the fire.
Pools of of liquescent tar which had melted beneath the fury of the flames formed black clots like old blood on the concrete, whilst the stench of scorched plastic still tainted the morning breeze, cloying the eyes and throat as I walked past.
Therefore when I see criminal scum that nearly kill people, such as the police officer the car misses by inches at the start of the above video, after they steal a car then crash that car and hurt only themselves, then I find that hilarious.
The way that guy tumbled out of the window and then the cops all ran across was brilliant.
You can just imagine the cops standing up, pulling up their braces and straightening their ties immediately after administering the beating and then saying, "Yup. That did it".
Just witnesing your work colleague nearly get killed a few moments earlier will lead to an instictive response in most people.
The beating of Rodney King still makes me laugh.
I do so admire the discipline of these officers.
The thought of simply putting a bullet into the back of the head of a repeat offender, PCP smoking, hallucinating, out of control, homicidal drink driver who has nearly killed not just your fellow police officers but also members of the public in a prolonged car chase must be so tempting.
1 Bullet. 1 Dollar. No Problem.
Yet they resist the temptation and make it an arrest rather than an execution.
A good beating of the suspect in those circumstances is entirely understandable.